Stupid Criminal Files: Another Would-Be Criminal Caught in the Act

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Stupid Case File for January 19, 2006

Another Would-Be Criminal Caught in the Act

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Workers arriving last month at the Coca-Cola Bottling Co. in Bolivar, Mo., found a would-be prowler stuck in the air vent, his legs dangling on top of the roof, police told the News-Leader.

"He couldn't go backwards and he couldn't go forward," Bolivar Police Chief Michael Seibert told the paper. "You had to see it. It was quite intriguing."

Officers found tools such as a crowbar and pliers in his bag, and estimated Jason Bibeau, 23, had been dangling for 1½ to two hours before they found him and had the Bolivar Fire Department pull him out.

Bibeau told Bolivar cops he got up on the roof by putting a PVC pipe against the building and climbing it, according to a probable-cause affidavit. He then "ripped out a vent," tried to climb through it and got wedged.

"The guy was basically goofy," Seibert told the News-Leader. "He was like Santa Claus stuck in the chimney."

Police charged Bibeau with first-degree property damage and second-degree burglary

14 Comments:

Kazu Otani said...: hahahha. This is hilarious. I love your blog.
My blog is at http://kazublog14.blogspot.com; January 19, 2006 9:32 PM
Unknown said...: SO next time you decide to burgle.. go ona diet first..; January 19, 2006 11:08 PM
Internet Street Philosopher said...: Nice story.; January 20, 2006 11:53 PM
sailu said...: That's hilarious..lol; January 21, 2006 12:38 AM
Unknown said...: Wow, some criminals are stupid. Too bad alot of the police offers in the nation are too busy meeting their ticket quota to catch the real bad guys!

www.ticketquota.com; January 21, 2006 9:16 AM
Unknown said...: LOL That is too funny I live in Buffalo MO about 15 miles from Bolivar LOL.; January 21, 2006 11:24 AM
Unknown said...: I am trying to post the amber alert ticker. Can you give me some advice on where to put it in the template?; January 21, 2006 12:51 PM
Party Girl said...: why, oh why do people think the air vent is a good idea? Do they not listen to the news and hear all the stories of would be criminals being caught this way?; January 21, 2006 11:32 PM
High Power Rocketry said...: Thats pretty funny :)

R2K; January 23, 2006 6:35 AM
Sefton said...: Darwin prevails!; January 24, 2006 1:54 AM
Malachy said...: COOL BLOG! I REALLY LIKE IT!; January 24, 2006 8:18 AM
Evangelist said...: These are great!

Did you hear about the thief called the "Salamander man" that the Dutch police arrested?

Copy and paste this link to read more:

http://scripturist.org/2006/01/salamander-man-in-house-of-god.html; January 24, 2006 10:50 AM
Alex said...: Excellent blog. I will definitely be coming bck for more; January 24, 2006 2:00 PM
Steve said...: Oh man, some funny posts right here. People are SO dumb.

gonights.blogspot.com; January 24, 2006 5:26 PM