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Stupid Case File for January 19, 2006

Another Would-Be Criminal Caught in the Act

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Workers arriving last month at the Coca-Cola Bottling Co. in Bolivar, Mo., found a would-be prowler stuck in the air vent, his legs dangling on top of the roof, police told the News-Leader.

"He couldn't go backwards and he couldn't go forward," Bolivar Police Chief Michael Seibert told the paper. "You had to see it. It was quite intriguing."

Officers found tools such as a crowbar and pliers in his bag, and estimated Jason Bibeau, 23, had been dangling for 1½ to two hours before they found him and had the Bolivar Fire Department pull him out.

Bibeau told Bolivar cops he got up on the roof by putting a PVC pipe against the building and climbing it, according to a probable-cause affidavit. He then "ripped out a vent," tried to climb through it and got wedged.

"The guy was basically goofy," Seibert told the News-Leader. "He was like Santa Claus stuck in the chimney."

Police charged Bibeau with first-degree property damage and second-degree burglary


20 Comments:

Blogger Kazu said...

hahahha. This is hilarious. I love your blog.
My blog is at http://kazublog14.blogspot.com

January 19, 2006 9:32 PM  
Blogger SJ said...

SO next time you decide to burgle.. go ona diet first..

January 19, 2006 11:08 PM  
Blogger nehigh said...

That is pretty funny. However, don't be surprised if the guy takes out a lawsuit against the bottling plant...

January 20, 2006 5:30 PM  
Blogger Internet Street Philosopher said...

Nice story.

January 20, 2006 11:53 PM  
Blogger sailu said...

That's hilarious..lol

January 21, 2006 12:38 AM  
Blogger the Admin said...

Wow, some criminals are stupid. Too bad alot of the police offers in the nation are too busy meeting their ticket quota to catch the real bad guys!

www.ticketquota.com

January 21, 2006 9:16 AM  
Blogger KristieSue said...

LOL That is too funny I live in Buffalo MO about 15 miles from Bolivar LOL.

January 21, 2006 11:24 AM  
Blogger MadPawnbroker said...

HA! It must be the people in the area. I own a pawnshop and see these folks day in and day out. Check it out.

January 21, 2006 11:25 AM  
Blogger Jess said...

I am trying to post the amber alert ticker. Can you give me some advice on where to put it in the template?

January 21, 2006 12:51 PM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

why, oh why do people think the air vent is a good idea? Do they not listen to the news and hear all the stories of would be criminals being caught this way?

January 21, 2006 11:32 PM  
Blogger Robert G. said...

Come on guys, give me a break, I just wanted to rob the place, that's all.


haha jk, that's one hell of a story though.

January 22, 2006 6:51 AM  
Blogger afterthought.cjb.cc said...

I REALLY don't understand how the gene pool becomes so screwed up sometimes...

Great story! Keep up the good work! (Y)

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January 22, 2006 4:26 PM  
Blogger R2K said...

Thats pretty funny :)

R2K

January 23, 2006 6:35 AM  
Blogger True Redneck said...

gettothecenter.blogspot.com

is a load of shit. go to dont8h.blogspot.com

January 23, 2006 6:07 PM  
Blogger jedimacfan said...

Darwin prevails!

January 24, 2006 1:54 AM  
Blogger Malachy said...

COOL BLOG! I REALLY LIKE IT!

January 24, 2006 8:18 AM  
Blogger Evangelist said...

These are great!

Did you hear about the thief called the "Salamander man" that the Dutch police arrested?

Copy and paste this link to read more:

http://scripturist.org/2006/01/salamander-man-in-house-of-god.html

January 24, 2006 10:50 AM  
Blogger Alex said...

Excellent blog. I will definitely be coming bck for more

January 24, 2006 2:00 PM  
Blogger Dirk the Feeble said...

I think it's awesome that he hung on for two hours.

January 24, 2006 3:53 PM  
Blogger Steve said...

Oh man, some funny posts right here. People are SO dumb.

gonights.blogspot.com

January 24, 2006 5:26 PM  

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