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Stupid Case File for January 6, 2006

Tip: Make Sure Getaway Van Starts Before You Rob!

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ROCKFORD, IL - This would-be robber probably is not cut out for a life in crime.About 6:30 a.m. Tuesday, Shawn D. Farr, 18, of Rockford parked his trusty getaway van outside the front door of the Stop-N-Shop gas station and convenience store, 2501 Huffman Blvd., and entered the business wearing a dark ski mask.

It wasn't clear what demands, if any, were made before a delivery man entered the store through a rear door and startled Farr. Police said Farr fled to his van only to find it wouldn't immediately start.

Employees at the store jotted down the van's license plate number and called police.

Police located Farr and his vehicle in the 1400 block of North Church Street where a short foot chase ensued. He was arrested on a charge of attempted armed robbery and resisting police. The armed robbery charge stems from the recovery of a knife.Farr also was found to be wanted on two warrants, and detectives linked him to a residential burglary that occurred in December in the 3000 block of Searles Avenue. In connection with that crime, Farr was charged with residential burglary and criminal damage to property. Farr was being held in the Winnebago County Jail in lieu of $10,000 bond.

15 Comments:

Blogger Grampy said...

Congratulations on being added to the "Blogs Of Note" list on Blogger! Some good stuff, you'll be added to my links on Boogers4brains.

January 10, 2006 6:45 PM  
Blogger Evangelist said...

Great site!

I can't help but laugh but somehow I feel guilty laughing at these people.

January 10, 2006 7:21 PM  
Blogger Phil O. Sophia said...

Great idea! It balances out the front pages full of smart criminals..

8-)

January 10, 2006 7:42 PM  
Blogger OhPunk! said...

That's hillarious...

Shaun
ohpunk.blogspot.com

January 10, 2006 8:47 PM  
Blogger Barbara said...

This reminds me of the DUH NEWS which SNL used to do a few years back!

Great site.

January 10, 2006 8:57 PM  
Blogger Katherine said...

How weird--I'm from Rockford and saw this post on the first time I hit your site. Nice power.

January 10, 2006 11:34 PM  
Blogger Trisha said...

Hilarious Site! Congrats on making it on "Blogs to Note". Will be adding this site to my daily reads :) Keep up the great work!

January 11, 2006 12:04 AM  
Blogger Eva said...

Great blog! Along the same lines of your stupid criminal news, here's a site I like to read that has funny and weird news (it's clean!) http://www.snopes.com/daily/index.asp.

Eva
http://get-ready-for.blogspot.com/

January 11, 2006 2:43 AM  
Blogger Ian said...

They should make a movie from these stories.

January 11, 2006 7:27 AM  
Blogger peachy said...

your site is so funny keep the stories coming.

January 11, 2006 9:21 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

this is some good stuff. i will put this on my blog for people to come check out. keep it up man.

January 11, 2006 11:51 AM  
Blogger Peggy said...

if he was smart, he should have left the van running while he went in to rob, eh?
but i guess then he would be up for our amusement so kudos to him for being stupid!

great read, bookmarkin ya as we speak!

January 11, 2006 12:41 PM  
Blogger Hexter said...

A good blog well worth bookmarking a thumbs up

January 11, 2006 2:39 PM  
Blogger Thiago Forrest Gump said...

The crime does not compensate!

January 11, 2006 7:34 PM  
Blogger Peaches said...

Isn't that life lesson # 12, or something like that!

January 13, 2006 10:11 PM  

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